Toilets that won't flush 'them'.

McDonalds Express... Because McDonalds fast food just isn't fast enough.

I guess this toilet wouldn't flush them.

The fact that I don't have a lil' pimp ass van like this.

State Troopers... especially in Texas.

Big Scary Statues.

Houston Traffic.

Getting Stumped by Sudoku.

Judge Joe Brown.

Irregularity.

The fact that I look like a boy in hats. Any hat.

Gentrification.

White people 'saving' Africa.

Your habit.

Little robot invaders all over Jeff's apartment. These bastards are in every nook and corner.

Grocery Shopping in the Heat while Bill Collectors Blow Up my Cell.

It is ridiculously hot today. I am on my period and I just got back from the grocery store. Today was begging for this blog!

Bill Collectors' phone calls.

The heat and the price of electricity.

Boyfriend working on the weekend.

Menstruating.

The price of produce.

This One is for Joe (Julio Down By the Schoolyard)

Large Buckets of junk food.
Anything Madea, especially a whole wall of Madea and Kettle Corn.
Suck ass movies. (Joe, You know what you did.)

Aerobics.